When the Snow falls wunderbar,
and the children happy are.
When the Glatteis on the street,
and we all a Glühwein need.
Then we know, es ist soweit,
she is there, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
weil die People fahren jetzt
all to Kaufhof, Medie Markt,
kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte Things
all the Christmasglocken rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks.
Daddy in the Nebenraum
schmücks a riesen Tannenbaum.
He is hanging off the Balls,
then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein,
to the Zimmer kommen rein.
And it sings the Family
schauerlich: "Oh, Christmastree!"
and then jeder in the house,
is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanne,
eine brandnew Teflonpfanne.
Papa gets a Schlips und Socken
everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV
all around is harmonie.
Bis Mother in the kitchen runs,
im Ofen burns the Weihnachtgans.
And so comes the Feuerwehr
with Tatü - Tata daher.
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
and a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei: "Wasser marsch!"
Then Christmas is voll im Arsch!!!
